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"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas…"

….Actually, it’s not. Being originally from Michigan I’m used to hailing the holiday season in with about 5 feet of snow. The recent cold, but rainy, weather has seriously thrown me for a loop.

Never the less, I’ve been cheering myself up by preparing for Christmas. Miss Audrie and I have decked out the apartment and I only just finished wrapping all the gifts I purchased. I absolutely adore Christmas shopping and I had a blast trying to find the perfect gift for everyone this year.

I’ve been getting all kinds of e-mails inquiring about what I’d like for Christmas this year (and no, I haven’t been a good girl, but I know that’s what all of you like best about me) and to answer the question I say; surprise me. I just love surprises…

For those of you who aren’t as creative you can check out my amazon wish list and gift cards (Express, Victoria Secret, Sephora) are always appreciated.

Kisses,

Miss Noel

The new man in my life

Yes, that’s right, I have a new addition to my household.

He’s absolutely GORGEOUS- blonde haired and blue eyed (just like yours truly). I’ll admit, he has a bit of an attitude. He seems to be under the impression that he is the one in charge (we’ll see how long that lasts). He’s very bright and extremely curious. The lucky/handsome devil sleeps curled up next to me every night….

Since I know you’re all either weeping in despair or steaming with enraged jealousy, I thought I’d include a little photo of him….

His name is Hercules and I intend to spoil him rotten

Kisses,

Noel

Vintage Porn

While surfing around online, I happened across this:

http://www.vintagespank.com/

Isn’t it fantastic? I love the mix of artistry and vulgarity…

Kisses,

Miss Noel

A Gift

Recently, a very devoted pet of mine decided to make me a little present. I was so amused by his efforts, I thought I would share;

Isn’t that adorable?

Kisses,

Miss Noel

Good Reads

In light of my newly discovered chastity fetish, Ive been doing quite a bit of research on the technical aspects. There is a wealth of information out there, but two particular items caught my eye:

http://www.malechastitylifestyle.com/male-chastity-guide/

and

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Male-Chastity/Lucy-Fairbourne/e/9781905605149

Recommendations are always welcome…

Kisses,

Miss Noel

Noels list of thou shall nots

Warning: pseudo rant ahead

The 3 things that annoy Noel the most and therefore should be avoided at all costs:

1: Do not call me sweetie, baby, cookie, honey, muffin, cutie, girl or any other condescending pet name.

2: Do not write to me in text speak. If you cant actually spell out words like you and are or make up obnoxious word/letter combinations such as gr8, dont bother addressing me.

3. Do not gush. I know, Im perfect, beautiful, smart and wonderful. You think I dont hear this all the time?

Actually….forget that last one

Kisses,

Miss Noel

Hint Hint….

Two of my favorite things

As many of you are aware, over the past couple months I have developed a very intense fascination with chastity and key holding. The very idea of locking up a poor male slave, having total control over his precious little package is enough to make me giddy with glee.

I was surfing the internet when I came across this; a genius combination of my too favorite things:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r7inoROIWI

Diamonds and chastity belts….

Kisses,

Miss Noel

Halloween ideas

So I’ve finally decided on a costume for Halloween. Yes, yes, I know it’s a bit early but where I come from, Halloween is an event and that requires a bit of forethought. As a result, I’ve been agonizing over my costume for the past month.

And I am here to announce that I have officially made my decision; I’m going as a Stepford Housewife.

I’m thinking something along the lines of these (with some fabulous lingerie and stockings under the dress, of course):

Then again, I could always just do something like this:

Now THAT is hot!