Noels list of thou shall nots

Warning: pseudo rant ahead

The 3 things that annoy Noel the most and therefore should be avoided at all costs:

1: Do not call me sweetie, baby, cookie, honey, muffin, cutie, girl or any other condescending pet name.

2: Do not write to me in text speak. If you cant actually spell out words like you and are or make up obnoxious word/letter combinations such as gr8, dont bother addressing me.

3. Do not gush. I know, Im perfect, beautiful, smart and wonderful. You think I dont hear this all the time?

Actually….forget that last one

Kisses,

Miss Noel

Hint Hint….

Two of my favorite things

As many of you are aware, over the past couple months I have developed a very intense fascination with chastity and key holding. The very idea of locking up a poor male slave, having total control over his precious little package is enough to make me giddy with glee.

I was surfing the internet when I came across this; a genius combination of my too favorite things:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r7inoROIWI

Diamonds and chastity belts….

Kisses,

Miss Noel

Halloween ideas

So I’ve finally decided on a costume for Halloween. Yes, yes, I know it’s a bit early but where I come from, Halloween is an event and that requires a bit of forethought. As a result, I’ve been agonizing over my costume for the past month.

And I am here to announce that I have officially made my decision; I’m going as a Stepford Housewife.

I’m thinking something along the lines of these (with some fabulous lingerie and stockings under the dress, of course):

Then again, I could always just do something like this:

Now THAT is hot!

A gift to the masses

This past weekend Miss Audrie and I had a fabulous extended session with one of my pets. I won’t discuss all the gory details but, I will say we were monumentally amused by his struggles to please us. We were having so much fun, that we decided to document the occasion (picture Miss Audrie snapping away with her camera while I’m tormenting the poor/lucky boy) and seeing as how I’m in a generous mood, I’ve decided to share a couple of my favorites…

Remember to say thank you, now.

Autum wardrobe preparations

So, fall is quickly approaching. For me, that means short skirts, a plethora of leg wear (see stockings, knee socks, tights and all the trappings) and yes, knee high boots!

What else did you expect from a shoe whore like me, silly?

So, I have begun my search for the perfect pair of boots. Not an easy task, let me tell you.

Here are my results:

http://www.amazon.com/GUESS-Womens-Teddie-Platform-Leather/dp/B001AY9ISK/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&s=shoes&qid=1252024156&sr=1-10 : I like these. They’re classic. Dress them up, dress them down. I can wear them with everything!

http://www.amazon.com/Nine-West-Womens-Platform-Slouchy/dp/B002HMCRFA/ref=sr_1_124?ie=UTF8&s=shoes&qid=1252024308&sr=1-124 : Cute and slightly (only slightly) more practical.

http://www.amazon.com/Miss-Sixty-Womens-Nadia-Platform/dp/B002AVVIHG/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=shoes&qid=1252024388&sr=1-3 : Now these have attitude. I’m not entirely sure I can live without them…

Let me know what you think, boys! I’ll be taking a poll.

Cabin Fever

So I’ve been a little under the weather as of late- a little summer cold. Nothing too serious but just inconvenient enough to be annoying. As a result I’ve been sequestered in my apartment for two and half days, leaving only for the bare essentials ( OJ and ice cream).

Needless to say, by this afternoon I was dying for some form of entertainment. Well, someone must have sympathized with my plight because amusement came in the form of a session…

I tied him up, teased him until he was near tears- then made him beg for me to hurt him…which ,of course, I did, gladly.

He left positively glowing and I left somewhat satiated.

Nothing like a little BDSM pick me up to beat cabin fever.

Pretty shiny things

So anyone who knows me can tell you, I have a shoe fetish. It’s a sickness, really.

And look at what one good little boy brought me to feed my addiction…

BDSM in media

I was surfing the internet recently when I came across a blog which contained a clever collection of Femdom representations in mainstream media.

I enjoyed it so much, I thought I would share.

Go look here: http://mainstream-femdom.blogspot.com/

No Rest for the Wicked

Holy sessions, batman! I have been quite the busy little bee these past few days. So busy in fact that I’ve missed an entire weeks worth of post ( someone should be punished…). Since I know how much you all have missed me, I thought you might enjoy a little recap of some of my exploits.

Over the past week I have…

…Toyed with a painslut whose balls I gave a thorough workout (I made it my personal mission to find out just how many clothspins I could clip onto his sore little sac).

…Played the naughty co-worker and enjoyed a very lovely spanking

…Poured myself into a beautiful latex nurse uniform and teased a patient to near tears

…Taken a lovely sissy slut for an outing with the girls

…Discovered I have a very keen interest in cuckholding, keyholding and chastity (insert evil laugh here).

AND

…Taught not one, not two but three silly boys the proper way to deep throat

I love my life!

Kisses,

Miss Noel