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Noels list of thou shall nots

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Warning: pseudo rant ahead

The 3 things that annoy Noel the most and therefore should be avoided at all costs:

1: Do not call me sweetie, baby, cookie, honey, muffin, cutie, girl or any other condescending pet name.

2: Do not write to me in text speak. If you cant actually spell out words like you and are or make up obnoxious word/letter combinations such as gr8, dont bother addressing me.

3. Do not gush. I know, Im perfect, beautiful, smart and wonderful. You think I dont hear this all the time?

Actually….forget that last one ;)

Kisses,

Miss Noel

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