Warning: pseudo rant ahead
The 3 things that annoy Noel the most and therefore should be avoided at all costs:
1: Do not call me sweetie, baby, cookie, honey, muffin, cutie, girl or any other condescending pet name.
2: Do not write to me in text speak. If you cant actually spell out words like you and are or make up obnoxious word/letter combinations such as gr8, dont bother addressing me.
3. Do not gush. I know, Im perfect, beautiful, smart and wonderful. You think I dont hear this all the time?
Actually….forget that last one
Kisses,
Miss Noel